Posts Tagged ‘bad movie reviews’

Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 163 – Angels Wild Women AND Exterminators Of The Year 3000

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw talked about some movies they may or may not have watched, then jumped right into this weeks movies. The gang travels the road often traveled… dirty ugly biker movies, and dirty ugly foreign apocalypse movie. First they roll around in the hay with the hacked together antics of Angles Wild Women. After that they put on speedos and really nice shoes to review the Italian flick Exterminators Of The Year 3000. Wondering which of these movies “heroes” was more reprehensible? Tune in to find out. laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJXDYpb7_k

Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 162 – Dracula Vs. Frankenstein AND The Glory Stompers!

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw talked about some movies they may or may not have watched, then jumped right into this weeks movies. The crew talks about an odd little movie about dracula vs. frankenstein that may or may not have been filmed in their own back yard for $28. After that they hop on their hogs and cruise into the crazy ham filled scene chewing glory of Dennis Hopper in The Glory Stompers. Was the crew killed by a weird lighting gargoyle ring? Did chino like carve them up MAN for like being squares MAN? (best read in crazy hopper voice MAN). Tune in to find out! laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Also you might wanna check out our NEW CREATURE FEATURE!!!! That’s right, we are now on the big screen… and by “big screen” i mean your computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJXDYpb7_k

Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 161 – Black Samurai AND Atomic Cyborg

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw talked about some movies they may or may not have watched, then jumped right into this weeks movies. The Gang visits with two very fun movies for very different reasons. The cool ass cool Jim Kelly kicks his way into our hearts with BLACK SAMURAI. After that the multi-titled ATOMIC CYBORG makes us remember how zany the 80s really were. Will kung fu reign supreme or will the terminator clone punch out our hearts? laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 160 – Blazing Stewardesses AND Stone Cold

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw talked about some movies they may or may not have watched, then jumped right into this weeks movies. The gang starts out with a 70s classic called Blazing Stewardesses. Kinda funny, mostly confusing and only slight boobage leaves at least one of the crew pining for a bit more. After that they ride the early 90s heavy metal guitar riff all the way down the Boz’s skunk tail mullet in the grimy biker blast called Stone Cold. laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Also you might wanna check out our NEW CREATURE FEATURE!!!! That’s right, we are now on the big screen… and by “big screen” i mean your computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJXDYpb7_k

Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 159 – Frankenstein’s Daughter AND TC 2000

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw realized they didn’t really watch any movies and went right into their picks for the week. Kicking off the show was a 1958 frankenstein joint called “frankenstein’s daughter.” After that they watched a movie with more round house kicks than you could shake a stick at. Did Bolo save the day like normal or did Billy Blanks receding hairline reign supreme? There is only one way to find out…  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 158 – The Junkman AND The Twilight People

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw started the show with a discussion about The Rocky Horror Picture Show. After that they ran through the movies they watched then jumped right into the junk pile with THE JUNK MAN and THE TWILIGHT PEOPLE. Do these two movies stand the test of time? Does Pam Grier make it all worth while? Did they REALLY have to destroy a million cars? There is only one way to find out…  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Also you might wanna check out our NEW CREATURE FEATURE!!!! That’s right, we are now on the big screen… and by “big screen” i mean your computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pC3ruesYmM

Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 157 – The Night Stalker AND The Doomsday Machine

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw ran through a few movies they each watched then jumped into vampires and the end of the world. The dad from A Christmas Story apparently was like an actor. He wore a fedora and caused trouble where ever he went. Did he kill the vampire then get framed for murder or did he become a vampire and frame his favorite picture? Then the world ended, which was fine with mOw but not fine with the billions of other people on the planet. But as they say back on earth… C’est la vie.  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Also you might wanna check out our NEW CREATURE FEATURE!!!! That’s right, we are now on the big screen… and by “big screen” i mean your computer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pC3ruesYmM

Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 156 – Beach Girls and the Monster AND Ghost in the Invisible Bikini

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw ran through a few movies they each watched then oiled up and hit the beach. With a return to the crazy teen beach party genre the Slow Robot team were really hip cats. Did the monster kill all the beach babes? Did the invisible bikini slip off to reveal invisible boobs? Are these random show notes really just about putting the word “boob” in somehow?  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 155 – The Beast Must Die AND No Contest

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw ran through a few movies they each watched then did ANOTHER Peter Cushing joint. The duo reviewed the horror, werewolf, mystery, 70s shag-riffic mashup movie The Beast Must Die. After that their joy deflates as they slogged through an Andrew Dice Clay movie that REALLY sounded a lot better in mOw’s head. Was it as bad as all that? Did the wood paneled glory of the 70s make the guys wanna go buy vans with murals on the sides?  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 154 – At The Earths Core AND Virtual Combat

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw ran through a few movies they each watched then drilled deep down through the earths crust to virtually fight a cyber lunatic. And of course by that I mean the guys watched At The Earths Core from the 70s then Virtual Combat from the 90s. Was it glorious or was it crap?  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 153 – Unholy Rollers AND Shotgun

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw ran through a few movies they each watched then strap on their stakes and make LOTS OF MONEY in the lucrative world of roller derby? Yup, that’s the premise of Unholy Rollers. After that they tease their hair, slide into their ill-fitting parachute pants and blast their way to the past in Shotgun!  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 152 – Bruce Lee Against Supermen AND The Mighty Peking Man

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw ran through a few movies they each watched then crashed head first into a jungle ape mash up movie. Then crashed hard against a wall with a green lantern, bruce lee wanna be kung fu wanna be mash up. In the end the team was pretty mashed up!  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family! Also, please join the New “CREATURE FEATURE with Doc and Clown” video projects facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 151 – Queen Of Blood and World Gone Wild

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw quickly discover that they have both watched NOTHING this week so they quickly move on to the tasks at hand. The team flies into space with a horned up Dennis Hopper and a hemophiliac blood thirsty plant babe with wacky troll hair. It seems crazy then Adam And and Bruce Dern show up and the party really gets started!  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 150 – Pepper AND Invincible Super Chan

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw quickly discover that they have both watched NOTHING this week so they quickly move on to the tasks at hand. Could these two movies actually be hidden bars of gold? According to mOw yes… but there’s a catch. Each movie is hidden from viewers behind layer upon layer of different titles. Can the Slow Robot team figure out the movies actual titles? Can the team sift through wacky scene after wacky scene? Can a German poster of an alternate title of a Chinese movie REALLY convey all the action? Tune in to find out in this weeks riveting show!  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 149 – Hollywood High and Up The Creek

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw quickly discuss what they watched this week. After that the gang answers the age old question – what is worse? A pointless meaningless casserole of nonsense with no plot or story to speak of or a snarky boob comedy with little boobs and no comedy? Will mOw stab a pencil in his ears if he hears one more Matheson quip? Will mOw stab a pencil in his eyes if he watches one more nonsensical beach scene with “the Fenze”? Probably… but why not tune in to find out!  Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family! Also, please join the New “CREATURE FEATURE with Doc and Clown” video projects facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!