Posts Tagged ‘bad movie reviews’

10th September
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 133 – Hell Squad

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw snap a Top Ten Movies we would take to a deserted island. After that fun and exciting look deep into our brains we tackle the 1980s look at showgirl commandos and the wonderful world of terrorism. Oh 1980s… YOU SO CRAZY! Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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3rd September
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 132 – Furious

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw snap a Top Ten TV Comedy list to end all Top Ten TV Comedies. After that the guys Karate Kick their way back to the 80s FURIOUS STYLE! I guess to clarify, “Furious Style” means very poorly edited Alien Sci-Fi Kung Fu movie with little or no continuity, audio production and vague plot points. But hey… if you like those things plus early 80’s poofy hair then brother we have a movie for YOU! Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family! Also, please join the New “CREATURE FEATURE with Doc and Clown” video projects facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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27th August
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 131 – H.O.T.S.!

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw get deep into a riveting game of “This Or That”. Then the team jumps head first into this Snobs Vs. Slobs “classic”. While reviewing this Boob Comedy from years gone by the Slow Robot team MIGHT have uncovered some conspiracy theories! Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family! Also, please join the New “CREATURE FEATURE with Doc and Clown” video projects facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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20th August
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 130 – The Terror Beneath The Sea!

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw get deep into their Top Ten Video Games. After that they dive into the shallow end with a Japanese classic! Will the fish monsters kill everyone? will the bond-like villain kill everyone and “blow up the ocean”? Will we start a drinking game using how many times this movie says “Ken” or “Jenny”? Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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Don’t look now… but i think their names MIGHT BE Ken and Jenny. I also think if this movie said their names once they said them ONE HUNDRED TRILLION TIMES!

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family! Also, please join the New “CREATURE FEATURE with Doc and Clown” video projects facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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13th August
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 129 – Pray For The Wildcats!

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw discuss in detail how Fun has been Murdered. After that they hop on their mini-bikes and ride off into the desert in search of their inner peace and all other kinds of drivel. Of course by that i mean we make fun of the cast and crew of PRAY FOR THE WILDCATS! Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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29th July
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 128 – Spinout

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw listed their Top Ten Favorite Foreign Actors/Actresses. After that the team revved up their engines to the melodious songs sung by the hunka hunka burning love that is BIG E! Does the Memphis Mafia have to come break the legs of the Slow Robot team or do they love the spinning wacky song filled race that is SPINOUT? Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

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23rd July
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 127 – Cozzilla

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw listed their Top Ten Stupid Things That Bug Us. After that rousing trip down happyville lane the team slogged through a less than brilliant Italian Re-Edit of the American Version of the Original Godzilla. Got all that? Yeah, it was pretty tough to get through, and it sucked but hey why not spend an hour listening anyway? Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Also, please join the New “CREATURE FEATURE with Doc and Clown” video projects facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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16th July
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 126 – The Forest

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw talk about Documentaries and how they affect your perspective of events and people in the doc. After that they take a spooky walk through a forest filled with precocious little ghost scamps, a strange cannibal father and lots of early 80s action. Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Also, please join the New “CREATURE FEATURE with Doc and Clown” video projects facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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9th July
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 125 – The Astro-Zombies

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw do a rousing Top Ten Black And White Movie list. After that they sprint head first into the wall of HUH? that is The Astro-Zombies. Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Also, please join the New “CREATURE FEATURE with Doc and Clown” video projects facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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2nd July
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 124 – Zombies Of Mora Tau

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw read a very well thought out Listener Email. From there they dive deep into the icy depths of the UNDEAD muuuhahahahahahaha  And then they talk about the movie of the week. Did they love it? Did they hate it? Do you care? Either way the movie and podcast is chock full of ALLISON HAYES! Tune in to find out. Also, listen to mOw rage with hate. Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Look for some promotions to win awesome prizes and make sure to log onto Slice early and often. Also make sure to add us on twitter @slowrobotagogo to keep up on new news and developments. Also, please join our facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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25th June
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 123 – Polar Opposite TWO-FER

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw strain their necks looking REALLY LOW, then strain their necks looking REALLY HIGH. Which movie lived up to its height and which fell flat on its face? Tune in to find out. Also, listen to mOw rage with hate. Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Look for some promotions to win awesome prizes and make sure to log onto Slice early and often. Also make sure to add us on twitter @slowrobotagogo to keep up on new news and developments. Also, please join our facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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18th June
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 122 – Trick Or Treat

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw take a rockin trip down 1980s memory lane. This forgotten little “engine that couldn’t” features Skippy trying his hardest to be a metal head, Gene Simmons before the grew and afro and started drinking his own coolaid and Ozzy being a minister. Yeah, you read all of that right! Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Look for some promotions to win awesome prizes and make sure to log onto Slice early and often. Also make sure to add us on twitter @slowrobotagogo to keep up on new news and developments. Also, please join our facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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11th June
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 121 – The Trip

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw expand their mind to like, you know experience all the like is in the universe MAN. We are all like breaking down the system MAN. BAY OF PIGS! So like you can you know choose to tune in and turn it up or just like you know stay in your squaresville button down conformity MAN! If you are like you know ready to be like free and taste the colors of the music notes from our microphones then just like you know… take a trip with us MAN. Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Look for some promotions to win awesome prizes and make sure to log onto Slice early and often. Also make sure to add us on twitter @slowrobotagogo to keep up on new news and developments. Also, please join our facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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5th June
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 120 – Bride of the Monster AND Night Of The Ghouls!

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw do an ED WOOD TWO-FER! But before all that mOw discusses seeing the 2014 Godzilla movie in IMAX 3-D. Did mOw hate it like all the hip internet folks? Did our brains fall out after watching 2, count them TWO Ed Wood movies? Am i just stretching out this description to fill space? Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Look for some promotions to win awesome prizes and make sure to log onto Slice early and often. Also make sure to add us on twitter @slowrobotagogo to keep up on new news and developments. Also, please join our facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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28th May
2014
written by mOw

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Slow Robot A Go-Go Show 119 – The Atomic Submarine

Tonight Dr. Morbius (from parts unknown) and mOw do a rousing version of This Or That! After the fun and games the review team gets right to it with the classic Alien UFO under water atomic sub opus that is THE ATOMIC SUBMARINE. Is this classic hitting close to home or did it swing for imaginary fences that weren’t there? And while we are on the subject of swinging for the fences please take a moment to rate and review the show on iTunes, it would really help us out. Tune in and find out! Listen, laugh and love won’t you? thank you.

Slow Robot A Go-Go is now part of the SLICE RADIO family!  Look for some promotions to win awesome prizes and make sure to log onto Slice early and often. Also make sure to add us on twitter @slowrobotagogo to keep up on new news and developments. Also, please join our facebook group to get the inside scoop on all our wacky shenanigans. But never mind all that… here is THIS?!?!

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